With the Iowa Republican Caucus in full swing, it's time for
us to confront our deepest, darkest fear: Donald Trump may actually get
re-elected in November. As painful as it may be to face that fact, this reality
means there are things liberals may need to think about buying up and hoarding.
Go! Get out there, hit every store you can find, and get all
of this stuff while you still can!
NOT SATIRE: THEY'RE HIDING SOMETHING. SOMETHING BIG.